What if guys dicks were actually a candy cane. And it got smaller every time it was used to fuck. So then we’d be able to “tell” which guy slept with a bunch of people. And it’s funny because if you slept with a bunch of people it’s awesome cause’ you slept with a bunch of people… but you’d have a small dick.
the article just got better as i kept on reading
a pOTATO OMG
bedroom thoughts
(Source: billhitchert)
Track: Firework
Artist: John Barrowman
Album: Tonight's the Night
played 163597 times
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
John Barrowman singing Firework
MY FACE WHEN HE STARTED SINGING
OH MY GOSH THIS IS TERRIFIC
EVEN IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHO JOHN BARROWMAN IS, LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW
casually bringing this back
SILENT SCREACH
I told my sister who was singing and tHE LOOK ON HER FACE
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE
I just queued this like seventeen times prepare yourselves
played 5284 times
This is what i imagine Gavin and Michael would be like during sex
For the love of Hyrule, *sniff* it’s so damn beautiful….
THIS CHUBBY 15 YEAR OLD GIRL OFFICIALLY HAS A DATE. I’M IN THE GAME GUYS. I GOT A FLIRTMANCE THAT IS EVOLVING WITH A BEAUTIFUL RUGBY PAYER WITH LONGISH CURLY HAIR *SWOON*. PURE HAPPINESS.
BTW. WE’RE GOING TO A FUCKING FAIR. I LOVE FAIRS EEEEEEEEEE
HOW MANY DATES HAVE YOU FUCKING HAD. HUH? HUH?
THIS CHUBBY 15 YEAR OLD GIRL OFFICIALLY HAS A DATE. I’M IN THE GAME GUYS. I GOT A FLIRTMANCE THAT IS EVOLVING WITH A BEAUTIFUL RUGBY PAYER WITH LONGISH CURLY HAIR *SWOON*. PURE HAPPINESS.
BTW. WE’RE GOING TO A FUCKING FAIR. I LOVE FAIRS EEEEEEEEEE
I wonder how many will actually reblog…
What if John Smith really is the Doctors name…
